She spent "good" money on Leave in hair mayonnaise, so why does she get mad when I get my mayo in her hair?

It happened only twice, I tripped over my dog and dropped my bolognasandwich on her head?|||Right. That's exactly what I thought of when you mentioned your mayo...|||It's just one of life's mysteries. I don't get it either.|||pmsl careful there boy you might just make a babby|||because you are clumsy|||cause it's not the same type of mayo most likely(:|||I know, I'm always getting the mayo from my bologna all over my girl friend too!|||She should quit sitting on the floor...it's her own fault.